I was reading a health and well being article on the internet and there are always advertisements on the side of the screen that advertise things that usually have some connection to the article. Well, these advertisements were for health equipment and one of the ads said something about “Gliding Discs”. What the eff is a gliding disc? I didn’t know and I had to find out! I quickly found the Official Gliding Disc web site and it opened a whole new world of “as seen on tv” products.
Basically, the gliding discs are the exact same thing as furniture moving discs. I’m kinda mad I didn’t try to market them first, because my sisters and I used to slide around the house on the furniture movers all the time. It was like skating. They even have a workout dvd to go along with them. I’m kina curious to see what that would be like though. My suggestion, get furniture movers; they are exactly the same. Then Google or YouTube some exercises to do with them. I’m sure it will be much cheaper and you won’t feel bad when you realize it sucks because you didn’t spend the money on a piece of crap.
The Gliding Discs led me to another “as seen on tv” discovery that I didn’t know about; the Beam Fit. Now, this one is truly stupid. I feel like it’s the same as the step aerobics things or a balance beam or a two by four. The worst part is that they refer to it simply as “beaming”. Like in a conversation someone would ask, “What are you doing today?” You would respond, “Oh you know, I have to do laundry, run to the store, go beaming…” and people would know what the eff you were talking about! Who in the world needs this? Seriously, get a two by four; use the money you save for a gym membership!
I need to market my own products. If anyone can market junk and become famous, I bet I can too.